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Earlier this year I received an email from Teddy Love , a company that makes a teddy bear vibrator. It seemed impolite to look a gift bear in the mouth, as it were, so I agreed to try it out. When a comically large box arrived on my doorstep and I pulled the bear out, I actually shuddered. The Teddy Love is, it must be said, intensely creepy. The glassy, dead eyes of a typical teddy bear, when paired with its protruding tongue straight out of a psychosexual fever dream, create a chilling image.

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Likes Received: 3, Larry is pissed at Ted Danson for being so "friendly" with his wife, so when he and Jeff find out that Ted told Cheryl that Jeff was the one who jerked off in their house on Passover, Larry is only too happy to have an extra reason to be pissed at Ted, especially since it leads to Cheryl banning Jeff from her and Larry's house and then Susie retaliating by banning Larry from her and Jeff's house. Later in the episode, when Susie finds a "sample" on her kid's teddy bear after temporarily lifting her ban on Larry so he could use her bathroom, she assumes it was Larry but then she thinks it was Ted a mix up predicated on another running joke in the episode that I don't feel like getting into and Larry goes along with it since he's still pissed at him. Between the accusation and the misidentification, the only person who never gets mentioned - and the person who is the most likely culprit - is Jeff, the one who lives in the house and who clearly has an impulsive habit of taking care of business wherever he happens to be whenever the urge strikes him.

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Advertisement 1. Grin and Bear It. I got this giant relative to 7 year old me white teddy bear for Christmas one year and made an effort to sleep with it, since that's what girls are supposed to do with stuffed animals. But I wasn't really a stuffed animal person, and the thing was really too big. I must've wrapped my legs around it at some point and put the needle on the record, as it were, because I soon figured out that I could basically get on top of it and hump it and have orgasms.

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The teddy bear thing made me wonder if there was something in her childhood that went wrong. It doesn't make her a freak, nor is it a sign of sexual abuse. It really is more common than most think. Most have heard about women using vegetables in lieu of a dildo, sitting on a washing machine for the good vibrations, or using the showerhead for clitoral stimulation. Well, it goes way beyond that.

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